…With all the negativity found on EA as of lately, I figured it was time for a small change of pace… I came across this site called “1001 Rules For My Unborn Son” and it inspired me to copy some of my favorites I found on this site. Only, these are some of the words of wisdom I wish to give my own sons someday. [If not me, maybe Mike.] Here are some of the ones I’ve come across today. I more than likely will not post all of my favorites today because this blog is updated on a normal basis with more.

1. Let napping Dads lie.

2. Don’t be so eager to leave the kids table.

3. Offer your date the seat with the best view of the restaurant.

4. Dress for the job you want, not for the one you have.

5. Get back in touch with old friends.

6. Do your own bike repairs.

7. Protect your privacy, especially when you’re famous.

8. Don’t stare. People-watch.

9. Order dessert.

10. Address anyone who carries a firearm professionally as Sir or Ma’am.

11. Believe.

12. Make your own costume.

13. Explore the branches of your family tree. You never know what you might find.

14. Sleep with the window open.

15. If you drop change, pick it up. Even the pennies.

16. Never swing at the first pitch.

17. You aren’t done raking until you’ve played in the leaf pile.

18. Take her picture.

19. Fish don’t have eyelids. Cast into the shade.

20. Surround yourself with smart people.

21. Catch and release.

22. If the teacher forgets to assign homework, keep quiet.

23. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only have to do it once.

24. If you’ve made your point, stop talking.

25. Don’t sabotage the family portrait. Smile please.

26. Admit when you are wrong. Be convincing.

27. If it looks like rain, carry an umbrella. She’ll thank you.

28. If you offer to help, don’t quit until the job is done.

29. There is always something that could use a fresh coat of paint.

30. Identify your most commonly used word or phrase, and eliminate it.

31. Twice a year, write down your goals.

32. Look people in the eye when you thank them, especially waiters.

33. Choose a window seat and enjoy the view.

34. There is no need to tell anyone you are leaving the bar.

35. Never post a picture online you wouldn’t feel comfortable showing your mother, your boss, and the dean of admissions.

36. Don’t throw sand or, when you’re older, mud.

37. When singing karaoke, choose a song within your range.

38. Be careful what you put in writing. You can’t take it back.

39. Never ask about another person’s grades or salary.

40. Cite your sources, even online.

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